Wetheep Tee – Wild Aotearoa Exclusive | Neville Thistlebark’s Series
“Some say it’s a weta. Others say it’s a sheep. I say it’s woolly, twitchy… and watching you blink.” – Neville Thistlebark
From the pitch-black shearing sheds and haunted fenceposts of Wild Aotearoa crawls the WETHEEP — a six-legged, wide-eyed mix of baa and bite.
It’s got a fleece full of secrets, legs for days, and a jump that’ll ruin your gumboot grip.
This isn’t just a sheep — it’s a full-blown farmyard freakshow with antennae.
The Wetheep doesn’t baa.
It clicks ominously in the dark.
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Comfort Colors 1717 Tee (100% ring-spun cotton, soft-washed)
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Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, ready to rumble
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Ethically sourced US cotton
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Available in Black & unisex sizes
Perfect for:
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Conspiracy theorists
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Backyard ecologists
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DOC rangers with no proof
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People who just love a good yarn and a better tee
Join Neville in spreading the word... or at least confusing people at the dairy.
#Glowboar #NevilleKnows #WildAotearoa #BushMythMerch
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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