Neville Thistlebark “Bands That Don’t Exist Yet” Tee – Vintage Indie Forestcore Shirt | Neville Thistlebark’s Series
For those who like their playlists underground, their sideburns lush, and their nature docos deeply unqualified, meet the Neville Thistlebark tee.
Featuring the smug grin of Wild Aotearoa’s least-trusted wildlife guide and his now-iconic quote:
“I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet.”
Printed in bold, fiery orange and forest-tone highlights, this vintage-style design is perfect for music snobs, tree huggers, and sarcastic legends alike.
High-quality unisex tee
Distressed retro font & moody portrait art
Guaranteed to start conversations (or end them)
Whether you’re lurking in the bush or loitering near the band tent, this one’s pure Thistlebark energy.
Join Neville in spreading the word... or at least confusing people at the dairy.
#Stagiwi #NevilleKnows #WildAotearoa #BushMythMerch #Kakalecko #Cowasp
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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